guys, i accidentally....her face. Is this bad?

So it would seem that Sina has developed a bit of an infatuation with certain someone. So one day sina and this girl were just chilling in the lounge when all of a sudden...THIS:

Sina: What would you do if i kissed you?
____: *confused* uhhhh, i don't know.
Sina: Alright, i'm going to take that as a yes...
Sina: *proceed to OMNOMNOMNOM ___'s face*

uhhhh.....

"...and i saw his DICK."

I want a hippopotamus for christmas....Any hippopotamus will do....

Sina: Yo guys can you all chip in and buy me a hooker for christmas?

Greg: Yea, we'll get you a male hooker, and you have to sleep with him

Sina: You guys can pick or whatever, nah its gotta be a female hooker, she can be named like laquisha and be fat or whatever, i don't care.

Greg: ok we'll get you a post-op.

Sina: what's that?

Greg and Nate: *laughing*

Sina: Well...Nate thinks its funny so it must be terrible.

Greg: Yea a post-op is kinda terrible

Sina: OH POST-OP ewww...I thought you said post...something else



-Submission by Chris Muller

Sina's Got.......Talent?

So today during BCC's Got Talent, Senator Ayatolla James Galatola was EmCee-ing the event and was introducing each new act. In between acts, he was also referring back to how BCC needed a logo to show off to the community. At one point, Sina raised his hand to ask a question..... I think you know where this goes from here:

James: .....So email Ashlei with your design at A-S-H-L-E-I-T-R-@-gmail.com
(Sina raises hand)
James: yeah sina?
Sina: So like, uh, is there a website?
James: Yeah.....that would be Ashlei's email.........

Now I could understand Sina if it was the first time James mentioned the BCC logo. HOWEVER, this was the 3rd time the logo was mentioned.

Sina skip, Grades slip?

Every so often we get on Sina’s case about him not going to class. On this specific day I see Sina wake up around 2:50 pm as I head out to class. He was in no way shape or form even about to get up and go anywhere, he was simply sitting on his bed in his boxers looking at his phone. I head out to class shaking my head and reminding myself to yell at him later. So later that day, a little after 5pm, I am sitting in my room with some of the second floor when Sina walks in.

Sam: “Hey Sina how about you go to class?
Sina: “Dude, I mean like, what are you talking about I went to all of my classes today!”
Sam: “Oh really? How many classes do you have today?”
Sina: “Like I don’t know, 5 I guess.”
Sam: “Hmmm, so okay in the span of two hours you went to five classes?”
Sina: “Well I mean like I went to around 5, like 3 or 4.”
Sam: “So like you went to 3 or 4 classes in two hours? That still doesn’t make sense.”
Sina: “Okay so I went to 3! Dude just like…”
Sam: “No no no, Sina just tell us what classes you went to.”
Sina: “Okay well I went to ENES.”
Will: “Sina, what the hell man, i’m in that class. You didn’t go to class, asshole.”
Sina: “No like I went to that building so whatever.”
Sam: “Get out Sina.”

Soft, Dark, Hairy, Sina.

Nate: Yo, Jean, feel the fur in my jacket
Jean: Man, it's so soft...
Sina: *trying to be smooth tone* Not as soft as my pubes..

(awkward silence)

September, October, December...

Sina: So when is that Scholar's thing [the scavenger hunt] due anyway?

One of the obnoxious freshmen: Like November.

Sina: We got a lot of time then.

One of the other obnoxious freshmen: No, not really Sina, it's due November 2nd.

Sina: Yeah, we got all of December to do it then.